Marooned Maestro Gifts

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Guru.

Charles Addams.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Children playing in the street

"Home school marching band"

Neil Young

Edgar Allan Poe

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Where are the kids?'

The original sundial.

Nest building

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

We are on the move. . .

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Picasso's Blues Period

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

Sad Songs.

The great Dessert Island.