Marooned Financier Prints

"You and your offshore accounts!"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Books

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Water skiing.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

A shark swims into a desert island.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Hmm...all the best!

WiFi on deserted island

The great Dessert Island.

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

"I wish you would stop asking customers how much filthy lucre they're depositing."

"Just for arguments sake. Let's imagine that it is the bank's business to know what you want the loan for."

Desert Island Rake

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

Stock Tips: $5 - 'What not to buy'

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

"I resigned of my own free will."

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'