Marlowe Admirer Mugs

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Romeo goes to the Chemists

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

"I tell people I'm from the marsh, but I'm really a swampmallow."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

The End is Nigh!

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."