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'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

How could you flunk a civil disobedience class? H. Thoreau. It says "Failure to follow instructions."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

Lookup in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! You're playing poker these days! Yep. I'm a natural born grumbler. Last time I played I won a bit pop with a full horse. Then I bit it all and lost on the next hand. I needed one card for a royal flash. I never had a chance because all four jerks were missing. There was only forty-eight cards! I always knew you weren't playing with a full deck, Malaprop Man.

Fall in Canada

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

"I tell people I'm from the marsh, but I'm really a swampmallow."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

The End is Nigh!

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.