Marketplace Warrior Mugs

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Changing Room Decisions

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'And in conclusion.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

"Returns"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

Sold It All.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'He's back on the ledge again! This time, he sold everything, and the market went back up.'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'What's job security like around here? Well, I wouldn't bother taking off my hat or coat.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Any chance of some credit?"

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."