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"Well ladies, from a lending standpoint your business plan looks solid, but I've got a feeling that you haven't fully researched your marketing strategy."

'How fast can you hype?'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Gerald Ratner's return

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

As Seen Watching TV

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'It's about time!'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I believe in consistent branding."