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'You just keep going and going?'

"How else are we going to pay for the war?"

'That's right...nothing but big chain...'

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

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'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

Selling detergents to hippies

Oh sure...! We do all the work and he gets all the commercial endorsements!

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'We're trying everything we can think of to make ends meet.'

"Not only our fishcakes. Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a granny."

"Look! Jacko's is putting lowriders in their hamburger commercials!"

"Just how long have you been holding onto my mail? THis is an advert about the Woolworths closing down sale."

"Oh dear, I fear Mr. Wentworth may have fallen upon hard times again."

'This advert gets us directly, via the magazine in the cat tray, to our target audience: the defecating cat!'

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

"Then it's agreed -- we let the Russians handle our ad campaign."

"I always feel like a third and fifth wheel in social situations."

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly wish to be. Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me."

Breakfast Special

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

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"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Create some buzz!

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof