Marketers Pillows

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

'Felder, I'd like a woman's opinion. Why isn't this selling?'

'On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification.'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

'Babies are tough customers. Sure, they smile a lot, but usually it's just gas.'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"Remember when streakers were amateurs."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'That's right...nothing but big chain...'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Am I talent or product?"

"We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Innocent Joe Public about to be shot with 'direct response marketing' arrow by ad agency

"Product placement in a cartoon? You're crazy! Crazy delicious, like a smooth, refreshing Pepsi-Cola."

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

Our new marketing strategy: Sue their pants off.

"That's nothing. Wait till you see the hood scope."

Budget 3D TVs - A Con-artist trying to sell fake 3D TVs with Fish Mobiles suspendedmounted to the TVs creating a false 3D effect.

Internet.

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'