Marketability Mythbusters Pillows

"Wake up! You were having a nightmare. Don't worry. Your demographic is still marketable."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"Multi-level marketing!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

For the new gardener.

"You're part of our targeted market."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'We had to let go of some people.'

Rise of the Drones

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.

'What do you see in gold futures.'