Market Stall Owner Gifts

'?15! Do I look like a mug?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Why markets crash.

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Jumping Wall Street.

'I'll take it!'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.