Market Risk Taker Prints

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

Financial Brain

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

End the Winter Blues

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

On the brink.

"Marco ..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.