Investment Risk Taker Prints

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

'The good news, Sir, is that Harris was able to sell off our losing stock. The bad news is that Simpson here, bought them from Harris.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"I hope you know that's a mutual fund and not a sole proprietorship."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

End the Winter Blues

"Marco ..."

On the brink.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.