Market Movers Pillows

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'The recession is over, again.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

The Decline of the Euro.

"That was a rumor day."

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Freestyling.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

Rolling Over a Pension.