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"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

At the market

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Made in China.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Exchange Fund

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Boom and Bust

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Mirage guidance.

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'