Market Meltdowns And Happy Hours Mugs

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

Finance piracy

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

Masochism for stockholders.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

China Raining on Wall Street

Happy Hour at Harry's

Easy street ends.

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

A vacancy in the Finance Department

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

Don't worry, when it's time to start jumping out of windows I'll tell you.

'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

Shenanigans Hour 4-7.

Gorilla investment tactics.

Desk trays for 'irrationally exuberant' and 'irrationally sluggish'.

Wall Street Devil.

These two pictures show my dad's work at the Stock Exchange....

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that 'life sucks'.'

"For God sake, Murphy, ALL tech stocks go down once in a while!"

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.