Market Meltdown Survivor Prints

We're all wearing arm bands. It's to mourn our stock losses.

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

Sub-prime Bear

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Fairy Tales. The piggy bank's been smiling a lot lately. He's the only one who didn't lose his savings in the stock market meltdown.

'How long's he been out there?'

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Economic casualties.

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"I invested $1000 in Nortel and now my shares are worth 18 cents."

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

'If the market should go down really deep, I'll be well prepared!'

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

Jetsgo out of business.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

Coming out of the crisis

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'