Market Fluctuations Fan Pillows

2017 stress management classes spike.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Everything's gone up."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

"That was a rumor day."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Finance piracy

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Wall Street Red Ink.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

Stock Market Bear.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Don't jump, Petry! Do you realize how silly you look when the Dow is over 20,000?"