Market Analysts T-Shirts

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Build Your Own Portfolio

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Will work for ETFs

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."