Market Analysis Buff Prints

'There are no strangers, Henderson - Only unexploited markets.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

Dow Jones drop

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

I brake for federal bailouts.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Shares Nosedive

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."