Maritime Traditionalist T-Shirts

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"He's a keeper!"

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.