Maritime Myths Prints

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Call me Ishmael."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Flying Dutchman

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"Do you mind?!"

Submarine and Mermaid

Sea yarns.

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

And that's where mermaids came from.

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Siren and Pirates

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

Merman with cymbals

'Wow! Gruel twice in one week, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!'

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

The Flying Dutchman

Desk With Figurehead.