Maritime Mishap Lover Mugs

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

'Could you give us a push?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

No Shoes, No Service.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Deflating Island

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'Petersen, you're fired!'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Pulling the Anchor Out

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

Artist on the Desert Island

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

"Do you still think it was witty to name your yacht, Titanic 2?"

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

Zebra Crossing