Maritime Mishap Lover Mugs

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Ooops. My bad. We should exchange insurance company numbers.'

'Could you give us a push?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

No Shoes, No Service.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Deflating Island

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'Petersen, you're fired!'

My bad.

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Pulling the Anchor Out

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"This isn't my order either!"

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

Artist on the Desert Island

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

"Do you still think it was witty to name your yacht, Titanic 2?"