Maritime Mender Prints

Fisherman mending his net.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Couples' therapy

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Call me Ishmael."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.