Maritime Mender Prints

Fisherman mending his net.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Couples' therapy

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Call me Ishmael."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.