Maritime Lawyer Prints

'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Captain Ratman, you left your sinking ship??!'

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Call me Ishmael."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Rats leave a launching ship.

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We're drifting apart.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

Titanic 100th anniversary

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."