Maritime Lawyer Prints

'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Captain Ratman, you left your sinking ship??!'

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Call me Ishmael."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'We're drifting apart.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Suez Canal Curse

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Titanic 100th anniversary