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"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Sea weed harvest.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Killer whale with dead trainer

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Scuba Diving Devil

"Tariff war"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Robot Olympics

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.