Marital Ponderer Prints

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

The Good Samaritan.

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

"I'm giving love one more try."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"