Marital Mischief Makers Prints

"Well this is awkward!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Bad dog."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Photobooth Photobomb

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

Doggie Bowl Drill

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"My dad ate my homework."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Hide and Seek

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'