Marital Ironist Mugs

Looking for a humorous mug that speaks to the clever marital ironist? Our witty mugs feature amusing messages that celebrate love with a touch of sarcasm and wit—perfect for brightening their mornings.

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'I know I agreed to an open marriage, but I didn't think you'd have a date on our wedding night.'

'I know I agreed to an open marriage, but I didn't think you'd have a date on our wedding night.' mockup

'I know I agreed to an open marriage, but I didn't think you'd have a date on our wedding night.'

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months. mockup

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

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"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that." mockup

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

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"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs." mockup

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

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"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon." mockup

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

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I'd like to talk about absenteeism. mockup

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

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'for more obit info, go to...'

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THEY WANT TO CHANGE US

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"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?" mockup

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

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"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!" mockup

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

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'Johnson gave it to Wilson to give to Adams to give to O'Connor to give to Anderson to give to me to give to you to get it done right away.'

'Johnson gave it to Wilson to give to Adams to give to O'Connor to give to Anderson to give to me to give to you to get it done right away.' mockup

'Johnson gave it to Wilson to give to Adams to give to O'Connor to give to Anderson to give to me to give to you to get it done right away.'

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.' mockup

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

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"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?" mockup

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

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Artist Misses the Point

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Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

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"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..." mockup

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

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'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.' mockup

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

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"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet." mockup

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

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"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice." mockup

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

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'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.' mockup

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

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'Mom's a lousy cook.'

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Marriage Guidance

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Income Tax Return

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' Kiss me'

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A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile mockup

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

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'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.'

'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.' mockup

'I pursued the ol' M-R-S degree, with a concentration in all of his shortcomings.'

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'You never look more beautiful than when you're walking out on me.'

'You never look more beautiful than when you're walking out on me.' mockup

'You never look more beautiful than when you're walking out on me.'

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"Marriage? Being my unidentified woman companion isn't enough?"

"Marriage? Being my unidentified woman companion isn't enough?" mockup

"Marriage? Being my unidentified woman companion isn't enough?"

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'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.'

'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.' mockup

'He keeps pointing me out to his friends. Apparently, no one believed he'd ever find someone desperate enough.'

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'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.' mockup

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

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Marital Ironist Mugs Collection

Marital Ironist Pillows

Bring laughter into their home with pillows featuring funny, witty sayings about marriage—perfect for the togetherness-loving, humor-appreciating marital ironist.

Marital Ironist Prints

Browse our humorous prints designed to celebrate the quirks and laughs of married life, perfect for the marital ironist who loves a good joke.

Marital Ironist T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts that showcase clever and humorous takes on married life—ideal for the marital ironist with a great sense of humor.