Marital Dispute Mugs

Kickstart conversations and lighten the mood with our humorous mugs, perfect for anyone in the midst of a marital dispute. Add a dash of wit to their day with these cleverly designed mugs.

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"If I wanted to be gone, Deborah, I'd be gone."

"If I wanted to be gone, Deborah, I'd be gone." mockup

"If I wanted to be gone, Deborah, I'd be gone."

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'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!' mockup

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household." mockup

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

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"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married." mockup

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

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'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.' mockup

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep. mockup

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

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"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies." mockup

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

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'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.' mockup

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?" mockup

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

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'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!' mockup

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

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"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage." mockup

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

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"You'll hear from my lawyer."

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MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.' mockup

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

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'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.' mockup

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

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'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!' mockup

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

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Diplomacy

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$'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.'$

$'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.' mockup$

'As your solicitor I must ask you to consider divorce an option of last resort. We could mount a drone strike against your husband at a fraction of the cost.'

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"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people." mockup

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

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"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile." mockup

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

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'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.' mockup

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

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Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.' mockup

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

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"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?" mockup

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

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"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"You keep everything bottled up inside." mockup

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

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'Stay, Rusty!'

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Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel mockup

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

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"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too." mockup

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

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"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney."

"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney." mockup

"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney."

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"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?" mockup

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

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'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.' mockup

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

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"They're going through a bitter marriage."

"They're going through a bitter marriage." mockup

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

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'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.' mockup

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

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Marital Dispute Mugs Collection

Marital Dispute Pillows

Our playful pillows provide both humor and comfort, making them a perfect gift for anyone dealing with marital disagreements.

Marital Dispute Prints

Browse our funny prints that add a humorous touch to any space—ideal for lightening up the mood during marital disputes or relationship reflections.

Marital Dispute T-Shirts

Discover our humorous t-shirts, a fun way to express complicated feelings during a marital dispute with wit and style. Shop now for a lighthearted gift.