Marital Conflict Enthusiast Prints

"Did you finally come to an agreement with your wife? Or am I opening old wounds?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Gender Symbols

"I married for contrast."

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"This could get nasty..."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"Well. Firstly, I can't take the case because I'm not a divorce lawyer and secondly, I'm your husband."

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'