Marine Trainer Mugs

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Killer whale with dead trainer

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Any questions?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Hanging off every word...

Cat Show

Quality Control

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Just go with the workflow."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'First of all, relax.'