Military Trainer Mugs

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Obstacle Course

'You put your right foot in . . . '

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

'I enlisted because I was tired of being told what to do.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Let's get some camouflage on that face, soldier.'

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

War Exercise.

Gentlemen This Is Your Phrase For The Day.

"Are you hutting on me?"

'That's not so bad. Lots of guys never get past the hammock.'

Drill Instruction

Lucas A Non

Army Training

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Servicemen.

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Hanging off every word...