Marine Hobbyist Prints

"Can you keep a secret?"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Dolphin

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Ever Given

Making fun of Starfish.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'