Marine Hobbyist Prints

"Can you keep a secret?"

Fish snorkling above water.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"He's a keeper!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"I've been at loose ends lately."