Marine Gadgeteer Gifts

"Swiss Navy Knife."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Planet Of The Apps.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

"I am fully functional again!"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

Boat to the Horizon.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Submarine Catflap

'Welcome to I shell.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

The Evolved Anglerfish

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

Technology continues to improve communication.

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

"Good morning."

The bluebird is obsolete --- I'm the drone of happiness!

They were ALL texting.

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

Where have you been? I met this woman. She was incredible. Really? Tell me. She's a salesperson at Computer Villa. She's a Dominatrix. Oh no. It was amazing. She told me what to buy. She called my old technology obsolete! Time to check you into a home. Where's Sadie? I need to be spanked with my phone.

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

"I wouldn't go in there just yet. He's still hasn't completed his transformation from Windows PC to a Mac."