Marine Cook Prints

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You do like octopus?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Cookbooks

Try to guess the continent dining...

Children's Feast.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."