Marine Advocate Mugs

Last Blue Tuna.

Just married

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Water company bonus.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"