Marijuana T-Shirts

"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."

'Medical marijuana, sure -- but just try to get a prescription for BEER!'

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Isn't this where the sheriff burned that illegal marijuana patch?'

'Got any grass?'

"Wherever you look, there's medical marijuana, but not a word about veterinary marijuana."

'Hi man, I'd like to open a joint account...'

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'

"The only reason I consider today's universities 'higher education' is the legalization of marijuana."

Hash Oil

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

"I bet you want to legalize GAY marijuana too!"

Sign reads This is a no-smoking building (except for medicinal marijuana).

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

'Medical marijuana, sure -- but just try to get a prescription for BEER!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"