March Anniversary Prints

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Pearly King and Queen

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"I propose we build a panic room."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"