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'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

'Congratulations on winning it, but I didn't know there was a Venice marathon.'

'Ooooh, I like that one... it reeks!'

Women in a cross country race

Health

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Binge Watch

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Couch and Potato

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

'That Brown bears watching!'