Marathon Comic Pillows

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

City Marathon.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Health

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Get a life

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"We ran into a marathon."

Athlete

Watching TV.

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

Nurture boy

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon

Plogging Marathon

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Big Brother.

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

"Are you binge watching again?"

Interpretive marathon