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"Now What?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Map of the Human Heart

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

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