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A stranger in paradise.

'No wonder we're lost - you're holding the map upside down.'

Disgruntled former employees

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

'I don't fully trust my instinct, so I've entered the coordinates of the spawning ground into my GPS system,,,'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

Scenic Rout

'According to the map, this part of the forest hasn't changed for centuries!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Death by Isobath

"How is it you're so green?"

"When you yelled 'hard left', I thought you were being political."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

You are here.