Maple Syrup Mavens Gifts

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

Racing car drivers on their phones.

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.