Maple Syrup Critic Pillows

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Maple syrup? Really? Gosh, all these years I thought this was a mandatory drug screening!'

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

Maple Festival & Pancake Breakfast

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

Bear sucks maple sugar from tree.

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

"I'm concerned about the kids diet."

'It takes somewhere around thirty to fifty gallons of sap to make just one gallon of maple syrup, but only one bunny for rabbit stew.'

"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."