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"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Sister Cities

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Exit Next Left

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

New York Netherworld