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A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"I think you rely entirely too much on your GPS. Believe it or not, there are times it's wrong."

End of World

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Cellphone Islands

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

In, Out, Shake it all about

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Smart Bomb.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"I think I'm lost."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'