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"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

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