Map Enthusiast In Career Paths Pillows

Mentors guide you through the maze.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Sister Cities

Exit Next Left

New York Netherworld

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Best Places to Retire

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Climate Change -- You are here.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"