Mannerly Individual Mugs

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

Late Night Buddha Call.

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

'What do you mean I eat like a pig? I AM a pig.'

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

'Get your hands out of your pocket!'

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

'Say it, don't spray it.'

'Wall hugging won't get you past me without a 'Good morning', Carson.'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

Etiquette and the mobile phone - "Oh hi. I'm on a training course."

"Sorry, Lady, I don't speak boomer."

"Let me introduce myself. I'm David."

'Good grief, you were right, dear, they have all died.'

'D'you know what I miss most - senseless violence.'

"No, no, no! It's one thing to throw your own faeces, but you're not allowed to throw anyone else's!"