Mannerly Individual Mugs

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

Late Night Buddha Call.

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

"Close your eyes, breathe in and feel your purses and wallets begin to open...get a sense of them growing lighter with every passing moment...lighter...and lighter..."

'What do you mean I eat like a pig? I AM a pig.'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'No! To the left, the left!'

'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'

'No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

'Wall hugging won't get you past me without a 'Good morning', Carson.'

'Get your hands out of your pocket!'

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

'Say it, don't spray it.'

Etiquette and the mobile phone - "Oh hi. I'm on a training course."

"Sorry, Lady, I don't speak boomer."

'D'you know what I miss most - senseless violence.'

"No, no, no! It's one thing to throw your own faeces, but you're not allowed to throw anyone else's!"

"Let me introduce myself. I'm David."

'Good grief, you were right, dear, they have all died.'