Mannerism Mocker T-Shirts

Zoo keeper throwing food to himself.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

The Nihilist Deli.

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

Mismanagement Consultant.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'

'How much is that yuppy in the window?'

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

Memo to all departments: NO!

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"My wife says I bore people to death."

"Just you wait until this firing freeze is over!"

'For better or worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, until you wish you were dead?'

'Motivational poster,'

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

Of all the days to sleep in!

"My Mother was right. She told me when I was eighteen, that if I married him it wouldnt last!"

'Hmm...needs refining.'

Freak Show

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

'Hello, Mr Busino. I understand you're suffering from some drug side effects.'

Yoga Trash Talk

'You can't fire me. I fired you.'

Jesus' bones.

Northerners see a fashionable stranger and suggest throwing a brick at him