Manna Mystic Prints

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

God's Phone

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Free why-fi.”

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

Seances of the future

God's Phone

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

End of world nigh!!!

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.